We, the Discerning Few, do hereby declare that:
We abhor the unnecessary, the superfluous, and the downright gaudy.
We eschew the trappings of excess, the frippery, and the tawdry.
We seek a life of clean lines, of unadulterated simplicity, and of an uncluttered soul.
By the power invested in us, we decree:
Done in the spirit of the utmost severity and the highest of ideals.